I love how "Spence" pops up from time to time in stories!

Noose - 7 voters is fine buddy.

I have just read some fascinating news about the smiling bomber Amrozi and his latest antics of singing songs in prison and generally showing absolute contempt for his victims, their families and humanity in general - so guess what - he gets to star in my next story!!

After happily being hanged for a terrorist act, an Islamic radical, Timiboy, is terrified to discover that there are in fact no virgins or glory in the afterlife. Timiboy is raped endlessly by pig-women, brutish porcine slaves of Satan. Also in hell are the 9/11 bombers (all 18 of them are bums-up to a massive mechanical 18-cocked George Bush robot), Uday and Qusay Hussein (they are used as horses on a merry go round with a pole thru their you know whats), Hitler (head up a cow's arse all day) and countless other tyrants. Satan would be played by Tony Barber. In a twist, God (played by Rex Hunt) comes down for a cup of tea with Satan. He says the "numbers are down" in heaven and considers whether he should change the world so that Islamics are no longer fooled by their stupid beliefs about the afterlife. Satan convinces him to leave things the way they are because "the bad person business is booming right now" and anyway, God had it so good during the 50's and 60's "with all that peace and love bullshit". The movie is an ongoing debate between the two, who have a healthy respect for each other's business, but are competitors nonetheless.

Now I feel much better!! If you're wondering, no the description I submit for voting would not be as graphic, but it would be along the same lines of "you Islamic freaks were wrong after all". Sure, there'd be a fatwa on me (us!) but so what!

Love

Puss
- posted by Wallypuss @ 4:31 am

 
OK - that's eight story ideas on paper - we are past halfway. I have sent you both a separate email with the stories all together and tidied up. That will be the master doc and I will be the doc master.

Noosie - the church one is great - lots of sinister back room stuff at the Vatican and puppet pope up the front. There will be bodies in the Tiber for sure.

Ssorc - you next and that will make it 3 stories each, with 2 each to come before the voting begins. Each of us has to pick ten voters from a range of backgrounds and attitudes. For example, I will be selecting Anna (professional), Sullo (common man), my sister (artist), my nephew Daniel (teacher), two people here at work (web-head and designer), Danbo (freak), my other sister (social worker), the concierge in our condo building and my gym instructor.

Cheers

Puss
- posted by Wallypuss @ 5:04 am

 
"Wallypuss" is certainly the best story in my opinion, so far. It has everything. He's a hero, but he has his weaknesses too, like ripping the sofa to shreds, water, sleeping through emergencies, getting stuck up trees, awful furballs that make him gag and spew. Dogs chase him, but he is mighty fierce and lets out a helluva meow.

Of course the young Walter Kersley (before the accident) is teased and ridiculed at school but after that, his four furry paws develop and he really starts to get his revenge. So what is the accident? I reckon he goes to a museum and is scratched by a stuffed ocelot or something (its eyes move when he touches it).

And of course WP roots everything he sees (he loves pussy) and other little WPs start appearing everywhere, so much so that the police want to have him spayed...and quickly. But he is a feline hero and saves all types of people from awful death at the hands of Ronson the Rat (wears a tux), Brendan the Bird (helmeted; can't fly so rollerblades) and the Termite Boys (they eat buildings). Of most interest to studio execs is the fact that WP dolls will sell quickly and his appearance at shopping malls will bring in big bucks. He is not a pretty cat, but he has claws of steel and is very charming and quite a ladies pussy.

See boys, this is only the SIXTH! story submitted and already we are hitting major gold. The world is dumbing down faster than I can say "Affleck" and they will flock to this movie. Well done Ssorcus.

Here's my next story idea, a horror film based on the town of Moe:

"In a post-apocalyptic Australian country town, unemployment is rife and drug abuse and violence is rampant. Amid the depravity and madness, two sisters decide to organise a talent quest among the townsfolk to stave off boredom, with amazing results that shock the nation.".

This film would be R++ rated, I can tell you!! The talent quest would have graphic sex acts, drug shooting comps, a live birth, a real murder. They bring in the army and have to nuke the town, but by now it's all on national TV and is a ratings winner, with advertisers scrambling for spots. The sisters of course would be Bylinda and Kyala and Greg D would get snuffed on stage.
- posted by Wallypuss @ 1:09 am

 
Ssorc - l like that one - lots of subtlety in the character and a real chance to develop conflict. Noose - you are a sci-fi freak!

As confirmed on the phone, once we have our fifteen story outlines we will pretty them up in a nice document, re-polish them a bit, then send them out to the voting public (ie the girls, the fellers, some older family types, some kids etc). They will pick their best 3 and we can then tally up the votes and get to work!!

Here's my latest:

"In 2033, the use of specially grown human organs and the rise of genetic manipulation has turned health care into the most powerful industry on earth, dominated by one company, Zohnerloft. Health care is accessed only by the very wealthy and basic medical services are provided by a dubious medical underclass. A reporter, Jane Sullivan, tries to uncover a scandal at Z-loft and is soon in very hot water."

Love

Noodles
- posted by Wallypuss @ 1:24 am