High up in the wilderness
The rattle of snakes abound
Under the clamouring cumulous
Roger dug underground

Seeing the glass for the first time
Ripping at swathes and at chips
His sisters went keenly to see him
See him immersed in the dips

Roger was bandy legged oh yes he was
The scriptures announced it so clear
Funny that insects robbed dollars away
Sidling the snatch of Mrs Vear

Rubbing with Roger is tantamount
To itching with Reg in Parkdale
Soy sauce from the can and detergent
Were used to unbeach the whale

He dug to China in hours
Announcing the four dams that day
Twenty feet above aptitude
Xiao Ming then whisked him away
- posted by Wallypuss @ 7:08 am

 
Well done boys! Please see my comments and instructions sent separately by email.
- posted by Wallypuss @ 1:02 am

 
OK fellers - the final round. This is the "premiership quarter" where we dig deep for the best stories ever.

I loved your last script ideas, BUT MINE ARE CLEARLY THE BEST YOU LOSERS. I'm proud we have actually concentrated on something for more than ten minutes too, and look what we have done!

Here goes my last one:

In 2008, Barry Knarkle is the coach of the LA Roos, the first-ever AFL side to be based in the USA, after North Melbourne folds and is "relocated". Arriving to typical Hollywood fanfare, football is the last thing on the "celebrity" players minds. But in a country that only tolerates success, the Roos are soon abandoned by the public and media for their lack of it. Unshaken, Knarkle tries some unusual recruiting techniques for surprising results culminating on the "one day in September", with the whole world watching and a V.V.V.I.P in the stands.

OK so it's corny, but shit it would make money on both sides of the Pacific. Bring it on home!!
- posted by Wallypuss @ 7:26 am